While sipping on my morning coffee, I caught some of the Grand Prix in Mammoth today on TV. Let me tell you — I haven’t felt this old since Bieber-fever caught on fire. So after watching how cute professional snowboarders still are, what do I do? GOOGLE THEM — Duh. And to my pleasant surprise? The adorable Greg Bretz is (drum-roll please) born in 1990 (21 years old!). Not jail-bait, phew, but still — SO YOUNG. Sigh. Too young for me. Well, it doesn’t say anywhere that I can’t enjoy the view right? And he’s 6’0” — Gah! Just throw me off a mountain why don’t you.

While sipping on my morning coffee, I caught some of the Grand Prix in Mammoth today on TV. Let me tell you — I haven’t felt this old since Bieber-fever caught on fire. So after watching how cute professional snowboarders still are, what do I do? GOOGLE THEM — Duh. And to my pleasant surprise? The adorable Greg Bretz is (drum-roll please) born in 1990 (21 years old!). Not jail-bait, phew, but still — SO YOUNG. Sigh. Too young for me. Well, it doesn’t say anywhere that I can’t enjoy the view right? And he’s 6’0” — Gah! Just throw me off a mountain why don’t you.